Essays
epub |eng | 2012-10-22 | Author:Gerry Dee [Dee, Gerry]

Teaching sex educution is about as awkward as it gets. It’s bad for the students, but it’s awkward for the teachers, too. I was a phys. ed. teacher, so I ...
( Category: Essays September 18,2014 )
mobi, pdf |eng | 1975-01-02 | Author:Woody Allen

Match Wits with Inspector Ford The Case of the Murdered Socialite Inspector Ford burst into the study. On the floor was the body of Clifford Wheel, who apparently had been ...
( Category: Criticism & Theory September 15,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-07-06 | Author:Dave Barry [Barry, Dave]

Are you bringing in any cocaine? How about Charles Manson? And so on. But the Bahamas’ forms didn’t ask anything like this. Instead, they asked—this is a real question—“Has plague ...
( Category: Business & Professional August 18,2014 )
epub |eng | 2006-01-16 | Author:Dave Barry

So, to summarize: Nobody really knows what the stock market is going to do. There may be some people who have some inside information about individual stocks, but they sure ...
( Category: Business & Professional August 18,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-05-05 | Author:Bill Geist

The Geist home in Ridgewood, New Jersey As our homage to veterans of Operation Desert Storm continues, law enforcement arrives again at the scene. They remain calm and courteous, offering ...
( Category: Satire July 31,2014 )
epub |eng | 2011-03-29 | Author:Jim Dawson [Dawson, Jim]

MEET THE DUMFARTS How would you like to spend your whole life telling people, “Yes, I’m a Dumfart”? Actually, you’d more likely be telling them, “Ja, ich bin ein Dumfart,” ...
( Category: Satire July 28,2014 )
epub |eng | 2009-08-29 | Author:Celia Rivenbark [Rivenbark, Celia]

EVERYONE’S-A-WINNER PRIME RIB 1½ teaspoons kosher salt 1 teaspoon pepper 1 tablespoon olive oil 6-pound prime rib roast (3 ribs) Combine salt, pepper, and oil and rub evenly over roast. ...
( Category: Humor July 17,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2006-05-30 | Author:Celia Rivenbark

The Grits Gonna Rise Again A recent news item should remind all of us that there’s a hidden danger lurking in our homes that, if ignored, threatens the safety and ...
( Category: Essays July 17,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2014-07-08 | Author:Lisa Scottoline & Francesca Serritella

Three generations of fun And at some point, Mother Mary rests her head on my shoulder and falls asleep, like a small child. I stay as still as possible, so ...
( Category: Essays July 12,2014 )
azw3, epub |eng | 2011-03-21 | Author:Ted L. Nancy

Full text of the above letter to follow. Bureau of Public Health Statistics 2700 N Third Street; Suite #4075 Phoenix, Arizona 85004–1186 (602) 542–7331 Phone (602) 364–0082 FAX Internet E-mail: ...
( Category: Essays June 22,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-05-19 | Author:Kristin Newman [Newman, Kristin]

A couple of weeks after we got home, I got an e-mail from my island boyfriend, Cristiano: RE: TUDO BEM? TUDO bom!!!!! I find money for fly to Los Angeles!!!!! ...
( Category: Travel June 20,2014 )
epub |eng | 2011-11-13 | Author:Bill Maher [Maher, Bill]

LUST DESSERTS New Rule: Women have to stop having food orgasms. I’ve heard many women ask, “Why don’t they make a Viagra for women?” They do. It’s called an M&M. ...
( Category: Personality June 20,2014 )
mobi |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Ang, Big [Ang, Big]

“Ang was devastated. For the first couple of days, she was the only one of the siblings there, and it was all on her to deal with the situation. My ...
( Category: Essays June 9,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2014-03-06 | Author:Gurwitch, Annabelle [Gurwitch, Annabelle]

THIS IS FIFTY Int. a Bedroom in Los Angeles—Late at Night It’s not the suburban Los Angeles bedroom you’ve seen in romantic comedies like Knocked Up or This Is 40. ...
( Category: Satire May 30,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2006-04-13 | Author:Augusten Burroughs [Burroughs, Augusten]

______ I’m in L.A. shooting a UPS commercial. The actual shoot isn’t for four days, so basically there’s nothing to do but sit around the pool and then hop in ...
( Category: Essays May 27,2014 )